315. Ang tunay na chicks, nagkakamali din sa mga lalaking kanilang inibig. Everyone eventually dates an asshole. They’re fun and spontaneous and most importantly, they make you feel good about yourself. So don’t feel bad kung natarantado ka. The real mistake is falling for one, thinking you can change them. Yun ang kabobohan.
314. Ang tunay na chicks hinde gullible. She would immediately know if she’s being lied to at may strong ESP-like powers siya to detect perverts and backstabbing bitches.
313. Ang tunay na chicks, would never give herself up to every other guy na nagpakita ng ka-sweetan sa kanya - kahet sabihin mong kamuka pa niya si Chris Hemsworth o si Daniel Matsunaga. Daadaan muna sa siya sa butas ng umaapoy na karayom na binalutan ng barbed wire na binudbudan ng asin bago makuha ng lalake ang gusto niya.
312. Ang tunay na chicks, scientifically proven na mas less productive sa mga lunes pagkatapos ng isang long-weekened at sa mga araw na nagtatapos sa letter Y e.g. Tuesday, Wednesday etc.
The best way to help people (if you’re safe but can’t participate in relief operations or have no means of donating and have internet connection ) is to go to twitter and retweet the call for help of those who are stranded and those who are in extremely flooded areas. Kahet na hinde mo kakilala. The time that you spend idling around and surfing the net could help a lot of people. Tayo-tayo na lang magtutulungan dito.
Water keeps on rising. Keep safe everyone.
“If you need to be rescued, call 143 and 527-0000. You can put a white blanket outside your house so that rescuers can easily locate where you are.” - Dick Gordon.
